this is a strong independent dog that dont need no man to walk him dog walks itself
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.
#blackoutpoem #blackoutpoetry #poem #poetry
I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)
FUN FACT: pregnant sheep are sheared before they give birth because lambs are too fucking stupid to tell the difference between a teat and a tuft of hair and then some of them legit starve to death because they couldn’t figure out that hair is not a nipple