#i identify with this on a spiritual level
nerdiness, feminism, hockey, and other things that entertain me.
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
(via hockey-princess)@11 hours ago with 179467 notes
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
(via hockey-princess)@14 hours ago with 207663 notes
i hate when guys have that weak ass michael cera mustache like please shave it off you look like a sad weasel
(via tuukka-tantrum)@15 hours ago with 25706 notes
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
(via hockey-princess)@11 hours ago with 65338 notes
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
you probably misunderstood this post
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i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
this has a great deal of accuracy though
World war 3: PUTIN ON THE RITZ
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
(via tuukka-tantrum)@15 hours ago with 64089 notes