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tywins:

i don’t think we talk about this enough

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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nonbinarymermaid:

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

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- unf oliver wood was my lyfeeee until I discovered charlie weasley - but more importantly - dick puns - but EVEN MORE importantly - the actor's name is sean biggerstaff - like - fuck



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plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car

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prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

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Click the links to watch. :):)

betterlockthetardis:

Disney Movies

101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians: Patch’s London Adventure

Aladdin

Aladdin: The Return of Jafar

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Alice in Wonderland(animation)

Alice in Wonderland

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Bambi

Bambi II

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

Bolt

Brave

Chicken Little

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Cinderella

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

Cinderella III: A Twist In Time

Dumbo

Freaky Friday

Frozen

Hercules

High School Musical

High School Musical 2

High School Musical 3

Kronk’s New Groove

Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventures

Leroy & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

Lizzie McGuire Movie

Meet the Robinsons

Mulan

Mulan II

National Treasure

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Peter Pan

Pinocchio

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger’s Tides

Pocahontas

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Robin Hood

Sleeping Beauty

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Tangled

Tarzan

The Aristocats

The Emperor’s New Groove 

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning

The Lion King

The Lion King 1.5/The Lion King 3 Hakuna Matata

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

The Parent Trap

The Princess and The Frog

The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Wreck-it Ralph

Pixar Movies

A Bug’s Life

Brave

Cars

Cars 2

Finding Nemo

Monster’s Inc

Monster’s University

Ratatouille

The Incredibles

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Up

WALL-E

Superhero Movies

Batman Begins

Captain America: The First Avenger

Catwoman

Daredevil

Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Green Lantern

Hancock

Hellboy

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hulk

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

Iron Man 3

Man of Steel

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 3

Superman Returns

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Avengers

The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises

The Incredible Hulk

The Wolverine

Thor

Thor: The Dark World

X-Men

X2: X-Men United

X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men: First Class

Dreamworks

Antz

Chicken Run

Flushed Away

How to Train Your Dragon

Madagascar

Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted

Megamind

Monsters Vs. Aliens

Over the Hedge

Puss In Boots

Rise of the Guardians

Shark Tale

Shrek

Shrek 2

Shrek the Third

Shrek Forever After

The Bee Movie

The Road to El Dorado

Chick Flicks

13 Going On Thirty

17 Again

27 Dresses

Aquamarine

Bride Wars

Clueless

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Leap Year

Legally Blonde

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde

Life as We Know It

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Penelope

Picture This

P.S. i love you

Runaway Bride

She’s the Man

Stuck In Love

Sydney White

The Notebook

The Perfect Man

The Proposal

The Vow

Valentine’s Day

What a Girl Wants

When in Rome

No Reservations

Other Great Awesome Fabulous Beautiful Movies

Anastasia

Angels in the Outfield

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Back to the Future

Back to the Future II

Back to the Future III

Cast Away

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

Ender’s Game

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Get Smart

Gnomeo and Juliet

Hairspray

Home Alone

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Home Alone 3

Home Alone 4

Horton Hears a Who

Hotel Transylvania

Hugo

I am Legend

Ice Age

Ice Age The Meltdown

Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Ice Age Continental Drift

Inception

Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I, Robot

It’s a Wonderful Life

Jaws

John Tucker Must Die

Journey to the Center of the Earth

Jumanji

Les Miserables

Legend of the Guardians

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Mary Poppins

Mean Girls

Men in Black

Men in Black 2

Men in Black 3

Miss Congeniality

Miss Congeniality 2

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mrs. Doubtfire

Nancy Drew

Napolean Dynamite

Ocean’s Eleven

Ocean’s Twelve

Ocean’s Thirteen

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Pride and Prejudice

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Star Trek

Star Trek Into Darkness

Star Wars: A New Hope

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

The Book Thief

The Fall

The Game Plan

The Great Gatsby

The Help

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The Hobbit

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

The Lorax

The Princess Bride

The Road to El Dorado

The Sandlot

The Social Network

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Titanic

Transformers

War Horse

Zombieland

If you can’t find the movie you want, message me here!! I will find the link, put it on here, and message you back!! :D:D If a link doesn’t work, message me and I will fix it. :D:D I will be adding more. :)

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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